Ask Molly: Archive

Anonymous asked: molly i miss u!!11!

Feb 10th

caroledie asked: Dear Molly, I am usually the funniest person in the room. The problem is, I am the only person in the room. My question is, how do I tell my boyfriend that he is just a figment of my demented imagination? Signed, Anonymous

Jan 3rd

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Anonymous asked: Molly,

I just got married and want to know how to keep it sexy in the bedroom. Any thoughts or suggestions? Thanks.

Aug 10th

Anonymous asked: Dear Molly,

I want to break into the standup comedy scene and I want to know what your thoughts are pertaining to that endeavor.

Thanks
Anonymous

Jun 4th

Anonymous asked: Dearest Molly,

You seem to not have a care in the world? How can I achieve this reality/illusion?

Best,
PK

Jun 4th

Anonymous asked: What's the best way to tell you I have a crush on you?

Jun 4th

Anonymous asked: dear molly
why my dog molly look like a penis and ya she a dog so no smart t
ass shit
love a person that like knowing shit

May 19th

Anonymous asked: Dear Molly,

Right now I have a house guest who is too touchy feely. He cuddles me in bed, eats a lot, and always asks questions. He is here for another 3 days!!!! and i have school work! what am I do to?

Hopeless Hospitality

Apr 11th

Anonymous asked: Is it too early in the season to wear white skinny jeans? - Tippy

Apr 11th

Anonymous asked: I'm going to an Indian wedding and my friend knows a guy from india who is around my size. They are colleagues more than friends. Can she ask him if I can borrow one of his Indian outfits for the big day? - Harrison

Apr 11th

another blog you can follow.

www.mollyharpercomedy.com

Apr 5th

Anonymous asked: i just found this online. cool.

um. i'm addicted to GLEE. i live vicariously through the characters. it's gotten to a point where if people i meet don't watch the show, i have nothing to say to them.

this GLEEK needs help; let's just call me Blaine.

Mar 14th

Anonymous asked: How do I tell this girl I really like her even though she is getting married soon. I don't want it to turn into a stupid romantic comedy movie. Do I even tell her? Or just bottle it up inside and let it out on some hooker?

Mar 14th

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Anonymous asked: Dear Molly,

I have a horrible zit on my face. What do I do?

Mar 5th

askmolly asked: Dear Fans,

Awhile back, I deleted my Twitter account and now I need to make a new one. What should my Twitter handle be? MollyHarper and AskMolly were already taken.

I need your input!

AskMolly

Mar 5th

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Mar 4th

Anonymous asked: why should i ask you for help?

Mar 3rd

Anonymous asked: i need help and need help on the computer it is a little weird so bear with me it is very hard to get my pics on facebook im mad at the computer so i went to you

love,
sami

Jan 18th

Anonymous asked: i need help and need help on the computer it is a little weird so bear with me it is very hard to get my pics on facebook im mad at the computer so i went to you

love,
sami

Jan 18th

Anonymous asked: Molly,

Can I get a dog?

Jan 1st

Anonymous asked: So let me get this straight...Larry King is on his 8th divorce, Elizabeth Taylor is possibly getting married for the 9th time, Britney Spears had a 55 hour marriage, Jesse James and Tiger Woods, while married, were having sex with everyone; and yet the idea of same-sex marriage is still going to destroy the institution of marriage? Really? How do you feel about this?

Jan 1st

Anonymous asked: Dear Molly

Where do the Buffalo Roam?

Home on the Range,
Stan

Jan 1st

Anonymous asked: Hi Molly,

First off, I love your column. Huge fan.

I always wanted a cool and funny sister-in-law and now I am going to have you as a SIL. Do you think that it's God, fate or a combination of both?

-Faithfully confused

Dec 30th

joshmcdermitt asked: You should turn on the feature that allows people to reblog your posts. You might pick up new followers that way. I want to reblog the Lifetime movie question - I thought it was funny.

But I can't. Sad face.

Hope you're well
JM

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: What do you do when you get a really bad present for Christmas? What if you can't return it because the person that gave it to you works at the store they bought it from and hurting their feelings may lead them to suicide? HELP!

Dec 29th

Anonymous asked: Why does lifetime make movies?

Dec 29th

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Anonymous asked: I'm confused and need your help! You said a few months back that only gay men and Persians go to clubs. So I'm Persian (well. . .some varient of it at least) but never really been a club guy. Does this mean that after all of these years, I may not actually be Persian, or does it confirm that I am not gay, or does it mean both, or does it mean neither. I could keep going on, but...

Nov 24th

Anonymous asked: I think I'm suffering depression. I haven't gone to my classes the past few days, I haven't cleaned, I haven't hardly tried to catch up on my homework. I seriously considered dropping out of college completely, but I know if I do that I'll end up regretting it. I've attempted to go to a councilor but end up either changing my mind or just ripping up the paperwork....

Nov 22nd

Anonymous asked: do u get paid for being a hairdresser and how much

Nov 19th

Anonymous asked: say some inportant days of november

Nov 18th

It's Tumblr Tuesday!

Please recommend my blog, ASKMOLLY! Thank you :)

Nov 16th

Anonymous asked: Alright. I went to a bar Wednesday, met this guy. We talked just few a few. I couldn't hear him half the time because it was so loud. But we had a little chat. He gave me his number and said "I don't have my phone on me right now, but text me in a little bit so I have your number". He seemed kinda interested and really friendly. So, I sent him a text two hours later asking if...

Nov 15th

Anonymous asked: A guy I know wants to befriend me on facebook, but my best friend hates him...and if he finds out he will be angry. plus, i feel like by befriending the other guy, im putting information about my other friend on display for that person through my own page.

but it's not like i personally dont want to be friends with the other guy.

Am I Thirty or Thirteen?

Nov 2nd

Anonymous asked: I am looking to start my own business. What should I buy?

Nov 2nd

Anonymous asked: I used to be the king of Halloween. Everyone would come to my house because i lived in one of those developments where all the houses look alike and are five feet apart. That was 1994, now in 2010, I have a fear of Halloween. I feel like my costume is never good enough. How can I overcome my halloween insecurities?! HELP ME BEFORE SUNDAY PLEASE!!!!! - Geoffrey

Oct 27th

Anonymous asked: I think I might watch too much Oprah, but I'm not sure. How much Oprah is normal in a girl's life?

Harpo Hooked Hilary

Oct 27th

Anonymous asked: I wanna be GAGA for halloween, but I know everyone else will be GAGA. How can I be a better GAGA than all my other gay friends?!?

caught in a bad romance
danni

Oct 27th

Anonymous asked: What should I do when the person I like starts to go out with someone else?

Oct 26th

Anonymous asked: my guy fren got a gf, and now he is sorta ignorin me, what could I do? :/

Oct 26th

uppermiddleclassangst asked: Dear Molly,

I just read about the upcoming release of "Madea's Big Happy Family." When will Tyler Perry quit making movies starring his alter-ego as a big black man dressed in drag as a big black woman with a big personality? I can't take it anymore. Wouldn't coming out the closet save him so much time and money? Thoughts?

Oct 16th

Why is no one ASKING me?

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Oct 15th

Anonymous asked: My best friend's sister just got engaged...but I know her sister's fiancee is in love with me! Molly, what should I do before the champagne pops on this marriage that is sure to end in a fizzle?

-Jules

Oct 6th

joshmcdermitt asked: Molly, what's love got to do with it?

Oct 5th

Anonymous asked: Alright.
So, I have this friend who the past several years I've slowly and slowly been drifting from.

She's very materialistic which I'm not.
She complains about her weight and starves herself, yet a few weeks later when she actually does he she complains to me again about gaining weight. When I try to tell her basic nutritional facts, it goes in one...

Sep 25th

Anonymous asked: Dear Molly,

Who will win the Super Bowl this year?

Sep 12th

Now I've gotta ASK you...

To recommend me in the Tumblr comedians’ directory! http://www.tumblr.com/directory/recommend/comedians/askmolly Thank you, AskMolly

Sep 11th

Anonymous asked: Dear Molly,

I am getting married in about a year, but my Mother is driving me crazy!! Any tips to get through all her great ideas?

Engaged and Confused

Sep 11th

Anonymous asked: Dear Ask Molly,

How do you feel about the proposed mosque near Ground Zero?

Sep 11th

Anonymous asked: Dear Molly,

I'm a 35 year old man with a fiancee. I want to have more than just one fiancee. What do I do?

Sep 10th

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Sep 9th