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Anonymous asked: i just found this online. cool.

um. i'm addicted to GLEE. i live vicariously through the characters. it's gotten to a point where if people i meet don't watch the show, i have nothing to say to them.

this GLEEK needs help; let's just call me Blaine.

Dear “Blaine,”

Do you also go by the name Jason?

AskMolly

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Anonymous asked: How do I tell this girl I really like her even though she is getting married soon. I don't want it to turn into a stupid romantic comedy movie. Do I even tell her? Or just bottle it up inside and let it out on some hooker?

Dear Anonymous,

Bottle it up, and join Zoosk.

Best regards,

AskMolly

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Anonymous asked: Dear Molly,

I have a horrible zit on my face. What do I do?

Dear Anonymous,

HIDE.  Hard to stay anonymous walking around with a huge zit on your face.  You’re better off staying in.

Best regards,

AskMolly

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askmolly asked: Dear Fans,

Awhile back, I deleted my Twitter account and now I need to make a new one. What should my Twitter handle be? MollyHarper and AskMolly were already taken.

I need your input!

AskMolly

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Anonymous asked: why should i ask you for help?

Dear Anonymous,

Because I know more than you.

AskMolly

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Anonymous asked: i need help and need help on the computer it is a little weird so bear with me it is very hard to get my pics on facebook im mad at the computer so i went to you

love,
sami

Again?!

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Anonymous asked: i need help and need help on the computer it is a little weird so bear with me it is very hard to get my pics on facebook im mad at the computer so i went to you

love,
sami

OK….. you didn’t really ask me a question, though.  This is ASK Molly.

Thanks.


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Anonymous asked: Molly,

Can I get a dog?

Absolutely not.

If you’re using my column to help you through life, you definitely can’t handle a dog.

Best regards,

AskMolly