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Anonymous asked: I used to be the king of Halloween. Everyone would come to my house because i lived in one of those developments where all the houses look alike and are five feet apart. That was 1994, now in 2010, I have a fear of Halloween. I feel like my costume is never good enough. How can I overcome my halloween insecurities?! HELP ME BEFORE SUNDAY PLEASE!!!!! - Geoffrey

Dear Geoffrey

I’m sorry but I have bigger issues to help.  Have you seen the questions of some of my other clients?  They’re a bit more urgent.

Good luck.

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