Dear Molly, I am usually the funniest person in the room. The problem is, I am the only person in the room. My question is, how do I tell my boyfriend that he is just a figment of my demented imagination? Signed, Anonymous

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Why I'm here: Fulfilling my dream of writing an "advice" column.

Who I am: Molly Harper, comedian. I could definitely use a lot of advice in my own life.... but instead, I'm giving it.

My background: I am an NYU alum and have worked in sales, the entertainment industry, and as a stand-up comedian, which means I have no real skills other than telling people what to do.

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-An airline tried to charge me overweight baggage charges on an international flight of $1500 USD. I ended up paying nothing. Drama school taught me how to cry on cue. Works wonders, people.

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Molly

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January 2, 2012

caroledie asked: Dear Molly, I am usually the funniest person in the room. The problem is, I am the only person in the room. My question is, how do I tell my boyfriend that he is just a figment of my demented imagination? Signed, Anonymous

Dear Caroedie,

You are the funniest person in your boyfriend’s room.

Signed,

AskMolly

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