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Anonymous asked: I'm confused and need your help! You said a few months back that only gay men and Persians go to clubs. So I'm Persian (well. . .some varient of it at least) but never really been a club guy. Does this mean that after all of these years, I may not actually be Persian, or does it confirm that I am not gay, or does it mean both, or does it mean neither. I could keep going on, but think I may start to over-analyze this. I have been losing sleep over this and need to be set straight once and for all! Please help me!

Dear Anonymous Persian,

I did not say that ALL Persians go to clubs.  I said that all club guys are Persian (or gay).  So you’re good.  And still Persian. 

Whew.  Glad we cleared that up.

Best regards,


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