Dear Molly, Right now I have a house guest who is too touchy feely. He cuddles me in bed, eats a lot, and always asks questions. He is here for another 3 days!!!! and i have school work! what am I do to? Hopeless Hospitality

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April 11, 2011

Anonymous asked: Dear Molly,

Right now I have a house guest who is too touchy feely. He cuddles me in bed, eats a lot, and always asks questions. He is here for another 3 days!!!! and i have school work! what am I do to?

Hopeless Hospitality

Dear Hopeless Hospitality,

I think you need to re-evaluate who you pick as friends.

And buy an air mattress. House guests shouldn’t be sleeping in your bed.

Best regards,

AskMolly