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Ask Molly, The Home Of "Un"-Professional, Solicited Advice

About Molly

How to ask: www.askmolly.net/ask

Why I'm here: Fulfilling my dream of writing an "advice" column.

Who I am: Molly Harper, comedian. I could definitely use a lot of advice in my own life.... but instead, I'm giving it.

My background: I am an NYU alum and have worked in sales, the entertainment industry, and as a stand-up comedian, which means I have no real skills other than telling people what to do.

Where else to find me: www.mollyharpercomedy.com

You can ask: Whatever you want.

Credentials (a.k.a., why you should ask me for help):

-An airline tried to charge me overweight baggage charges on an international flight of $1500 USD. I ended up paying nothing. Drama school taught me how to cry on cue. Works wonders, people.

Welcome to ASK MOLLY, the home of unprofessional, solicited advice.

I look forward to helping you. Maybe.

Molly

Ask me anything and I will help!

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May 19, 2011

Anonymous asked: dear molly
why my dog molly look like a penis and ya she a dog so no smart t
ass shit
love a person that like knowing shit

I only respond to complete thoughts and questions.

Thanks.