How to ask: www.askmolly.net/ask I look forward to helping you. Maybe. MollyAsk MollyTumblr (3.0; @askmolly)http://www.askmolly.net/How do you remove sticker tag glue from new polyester clothing without damaging the fabric? It won't wash out and leaves a light but noticable residue.Dear Anonymous, WHY ARE YOU PURCHASING POLYESTER FABRIC? -AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/23249101858http://www.askmolly.net/post/23249101858Thu, 17 May 2012 14:41:22 -0700Dear Molly, Where is the best place to meet a man with MAD CASH in Los Angeles? I'm willing to go anywhere. Momma needs a new wardrobe. Your pal, Shallow But At Least I Admit It GirlDear Shallow But At Least I Admit It Girl, Nail Salons.  Have you seen the owners of those places? ...http://www.askmolly.net/post/19357400045http://www.askmolly.net/post/19357400045Thu, 15 Mar 2012 13:29:00 -0700Dear Molly, Do you think the Backstreet Boys will EVER do a reunion tour? Don't tell me to go to a New Direction concert. Those guys are douches. Your friend, Nancy NinetiesDear Nancy Nineties, I don’t know, but check this out: ...http://www.askmolly.net/post/19357224320http://www.askmolly.net/post/19357224320Thu, 15 Mar 2012 13:25:41 -0700Dear Molly, Is it still cool to name your kid Barbara? I haven't met a baby Barbara in a while but it's a family name. I don't want her getting wrongfully stereotyped on the playground though, you know? For example, "Hey Barbara, they let you out of the nursing home to come to class today?!?" Okay, I think I've answered my own question. Best Wises, Mom-to-BeDear Mom-To-Be, I’ve known two Barbaras in my life:  one is old, and the other is old and a...http://www.askmolly.net/post/19356934632http://www.askmolly.net/post/19356934632Thu, 15 Mar 2012 13:20:13 -0700homeoandjuliet: Comedian Molly Harper joins J.Ro and MP to...<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/18560824644/tumblr_m065oyDFY21rpxqih&color=FFFFFF&logo=soundcloud" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://homeoandjuliet.tumblr.com/post/18503749336/comedian-molly-harper-joins-j-ro-and-mp-to-discuss">homeoandjuliet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Comedian <strong>Molly Harper</strong> joins J.Ro and MP to discuss veganism, traffic school, and Angelina’s Oscar leg. </p> </blockquote>http://www.askmolly.net/post/18560824644http://www.askmolly.net/post/18560824644Thu, 01 Mar 2012 11:29:12 -0800molly i miss u!!11!I probably don’t miss you. http://www.askmolly.net/post/17340548204http://www.askmolly.net/post/17340548204Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:26:38 -0800Dear Molly, I am usually the funniest person in the room. The problem is, I am the only person in the room. My question is, how do I tell my boyfriend that he is just a figment of my demented imagination? Signed, AnonymousDear Caroedie, You are the funniest person in your boyfriend’s room. Signed, AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/15222559687http://www.askmolly.net/post/15222559687Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:49:26 -0800Molly,<br /> <br /> I just got married and want to know how to keep it sexy in the bedroom. Any thoughts or suggestions? Thanks.Dear Anonymous, You just got married and are already having this problem?  Eek. -AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/8705168962http://www.askmolly.net/post/8705168962Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:54:32 -0700Dear Molly,<br /> <br /> I want to break into the standup comedy scene and I want to know what your thoughts are pertaining to that endeavor.<br /> <br /> Thanks<br /> AnonymousDear Anonymous, As long as you’re not in my “category”, I don’t care.  Go...http://www.askmolly.net/post/6165907608http://www.askmolly.net/post/6165907608Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:26:52 -0700Dearest Molly,<br /> <br /> You seem to not have a care in the world? How can I achieve this reality/illusion?<br /> <br /> Best,<br /> PKDear PK,   You probably can’t. -AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/6165880989http://www.askmolly.net/post/6165880989Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:25:52 -0700What's the best way to tell you I have a crush on you?Looks like you just did. -AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/6165828691http://www.askmolly.net/post/6165828691Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:23:53 -0700dear molly<br /> why my dog molly look like a penis and ya she a dog so no smart t<br /> ass shit <br /> love a person that like knowing shitI only respond to complete thoughts and questions. Thanks.http://www.askmolly.net/post/5642784405http://www.askmolly.net/post/5642784405Thu, 19 May 2011 11:35:17 -0700Dear Molly,<br /> <br /> Right now I have a house guest who is too touchy feely. He cuddles me in bed, eats a lot, and always asks questions. He is here for another 3 days!!!! and i have school work! what am I do to?<br /> <br /> Hopeless HospitalityDear Hopeless Hospitality, I think you need to re-evaluate who you pick as friends. And buy an air...http://www.askmolly.net/post/4530988754http://www.askmolly.net/post/4530988754Mon, 11 Apr 2011 12:01:36 -0700Is it too early in the season to wear white skinny jeans? - TippyTippy, You can’t wear white jeans before Memorial Day, you idiot! Best regards, Askmollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/4530623462http://www.askmolly.net/post/4530623462Mon, 11 Apr 2011 11:42:04 -0700I'm going to an Indian wedding and my friend knows a guy from india who is around my size. They are colleagues more than friends. Can she ask him if I can borrow one of his Indian outfits for the big day? - HarrisonDear Anonymous, Don’t be cheap.  Borrowing clothes from a stranger is weird.  What if they...http://www.askmolly.net/post/4530611412http://www.askmolly.net/post/4530611412Mon, 11 Apr 2011 11:41:23 -0700another blog you can follow.www.mollyharpercomedy.comhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/4359250264http://www.askmolly.net/post/4359250264Mon, 04 Apr 2011 22:00:55 -0700i just found this online. cool.<br /> <br /> um. i'm addicted to GLEE. i live vicariously through the characters. it's gotten to a point where if people i meet don't watch the show, i have nothing to say to them. <br /> <br /> this GLEEK needs help; let's just call me Blaine.Dear “Blaine,” Do you also go by the name Jason? AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/3860371798http://www.askmolly.net/post/3860371798Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:11:51 -0700How do I tell this girl I really like her even though she is getting married soon. I don't want it to turn into a stupid romantic comedy movie. Do I even tell her? Or just bottle it up inside and let it out on some hooker?Dear Anonymous, Bottle it up, and join Zoosk. Best regards, AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/3860348107http://www.askmolly.net/post/3860348107Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:10:43 -0700Dear Molly,<br /> <br /> I have a horrible zit on my face. What do I do?Dear Anonymous, HIDE.  Hard to stay anonymous walking around with a huge zit on your face. ...http://www.askmolly.net/post/3646997670http://www.askmolly.net/post/3646997670Fri, 04 Mar 2011 16:46:00 -0800Dear Fans,<br /> <br /> Awhile back, I deleted my Twitter account and now I need to make a new one. What should my Twitter handle be? MollyHarper and AskMolly were already taken.<br /> <br /> I need your input!<br /> <br /> AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/3645752287http://www.askmolly.net/post/3645752287Fri, 04 Mar 2011 15:42:45 -0800