Ask Molly

How to ask: www.askmolly.net/ask Why I’m here: Fulfilling my dream of writing an “advice” column. Who I am: Molly Harper, comedian. I could definitely use a lot of advice in my own life…. but instead, I’m giving it. My background: I am an NYU alum and have worked in sales, the entertainment industry, and as a stand-up comedian, which means I have no real skills other than telling people what to do. Where else to find me: www.mollyharpercomedy.com You can ask: Whatever you want. Credentials (a.k.a., why you should ask me for help): -An airline tried to charge me overweight baggage charges on an international flight of $1500 USD. I ended up paying nothing. Drama school taught me how to cry on cue. Works wonders, people. Welcome to ASK MOLLY, the home of unprofessional, solicited advice. I look forward to helping you. Maybe. MollyAsk MollyTumblr (3.0; @askmolly)http://www.askmolly.net/molly i miss u!!11!I probably don’t miss you. http://www.askmolly.net/post/17340548204http://www.askmolly.net/post/17340548204Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:26:38 -0800Dear Molly, I am usually the funniest person in the room. The problem is, I am the only person in the room. My question is, how do I tell my boyfriend that he is just a figment of my demented imagination? Signed, AnonymousDear Caroedie, You are the funniest person in your boyfriend’s room. Signed, AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/15222559687http://www.askmolly.net/post/15222559687Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:49:26 -0800Molly, I just got married and want to know how to keep it sexy in the bedroom. Any thoughts or suggestions? Thanks.Dear Anonymous, You just got married and are already having this problem? Eek. -AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/8705168962http://www.askmolly.net/post/8705168962Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:54:32 -0700Dear Molly, I want to break into the standup comedy scene and I want to know what your thoughts are pertaining to that endeavor. Thanks AnonymousDear Anonymous, As long as you’re not in my “category”, I don’t care. Go...http://www.askmolly.net/post/6165907608http://www.askmolly.net/post/6165907608Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:26:52 -0700Dearest Molly, You seem to not have a care in the world? How can I achieve this reality/illusion? Best, PKDear PK, You probably can’t. -AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/6165880989http://www.askmolly.net/post/6165880989Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:25:52 -0700What's the best way to tell you I have a crush on you?Looks like you just did. -AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/6165828691http://www.askmolly.net/post/6165828691Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:23:53 -0700dear molly why my dog molly look like a penis and ya she a dog so no smart t ass shit love a person that like knowing shitI only respond to complete thoughts and questions. Thanks.http://www.askmolly.net/post/5642784405http://www.askmolly.net/post/5642784405Thu, 19 May 2011 11:35:17 -0700Dear Molly, Right now I have a house guest who is too touchy feely. He cuddles me in bed, eats a lot, and always asks questions. He is here for another 3 days!!!! and i have school work! what am I do to? Hopeless HospitalityDear Hopeless Hospitality, I think you need to re-evaluate who you pick as friends. And buy an air...http://www.askmolly.net/post/4530988754http://www.askmolly.net/post/4530988754Mon, 11 Apr 2011 12:01:36 -0700Is it too early in the season to wear white skinny jeans? - TippyTippy, You can’t wear white jeans before Memorial Day, you idiot! Best regards, Askmollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/4530623462http://www.askmolly.net/post/4530623462Mon, 11 Apr 2011 11:42:04 -0700I'm going to an Indian wedding and my friend knows a guy from india who is around my size. They are colleagues more than friends. Can she ask him if I can borrow one of his Indian outfits for the big day? - HarrisonDear Anonymous, Don’t be cheap. Borrowing clothes from a stranger is weird. What if they...http://www.askmolly.net/post/4530611412http://www.askmolly.net/post/4530611412Mon, 11 Apr 2011 11:41:23 -0700another blog you can follow.www.mollyharpercomedy.comhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/4359250264http://www.askmolly.net/post/4359250264Mon, 04 Apr 2011 22:00:55 -0700i just found this online. cool. um. i'm addicted to GLEE. i live vicariously through the characters. it's gotten to a point where if people i meet don't watch the show, i have nothing to say to them. this GLEEK needs help; let's just call me Blaine.Dear “Blaine,” Do you also go by the name Jason? AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/3860371798http://www.askmolly.net/post/3860371798Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:11:51 -0700How do I tell this girl I really like her even though she is getting married soon. I don't want it to turn into a stupid romantic comedy movie. Do I even tell her? Or just bottle it up inside and let it out on some hooker?Dear Anonymous, Bottle it up, and join Zoosk. Best regards, AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/3860348107http://www.askmolly.net/post/3860348107Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:10:43 -0700Dear Molly, I have a horrible zit on my face. What do I do?Dear Anonymous, HIDE. Hard to stay anonymous walking around with a huge zit on your face. ...http://www.askmolly.net/post/3646997670http://www.askmolly.net/post/3646997670Fri, 04 Mar 2011 16:46:00 -0800Dear Fans, Awhile back, I deleted my Twitter account and now I need to make a new one. What should my Twitter handle be? MollyHarper and AskMolly were already taken. I need your input! AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/3645752287http://www.askmolly.net/post/3645752287Fri, 04 Mar 2011 15:42:45 -0800AskMolly is Open for Businesshttp://www.askmolly.net/askhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/3642383347http://www.askmolly.net/post/3642383347Fri, 04 Mar 2011 12:44:43 -0800why should i ask you for help?Dear Anonymous, Because I know more than you. AskMollyhttp://www.askmolly.net/post/3610167759http://www.askmolly.net/post/3610167759Wed, 02 Mar 2011 16:45:00 -0800i need help and need help on the computer it is a little weird so bear with me it is very hard to get my pics on facebook im mad at the computer so i went to you love, samiAgain?!http://www.askmolly.net/post/2802104879http://www.askmolly.net/post/2802104879Mon, 17 Jan 2011 15:48:18 -0800i need help and need help on the computer it is a little weird so bear with me it is very hard to get my pics on facebook im mad at the computer so i went to you love, samiOK….. you didn’t really ask me a question, though. This is ASK Molly. Thanks. http://www.askmolly.net/post/2802094942http://www.askmolly.net/post/2802094942Mon, 17 Jan 2011 15:47:41 -0800Molly, Can I get a dog?Absolutely not. If you’re using my column to help you through life, you definitely can’t...http://www.askmolly.net/post/2557241332http://www.askmolly.net/post/2557241332Sat, 01 Jan 2011 12:56:16 -0800